A new follower!

Wow, I just noticed I have a new follower, at least, I assume he's a new follower. I was transferred to another area for a while. Things were going rather nice there, I had a companion, had a car, even had a few investigators. But then there was the problem with the Bishop's daughter. I wish you Bishops would get ahold of your kids, then maybe they wouldn't try to get ahold of your missionaries!
Anyway, long story short, the President decided I would do better in a ward where the Bishop didn't have a daughter. And here I am, back in the 3rd Ward. Not that I haven't missed the place, but once again, I'm living in an efficiency room, no companion, no car, and there's no room for my bike, (it got stolen last time around because I had to leave it outside. Who steals in Provo?) which I just got to replace my old one, last month! Now it's back outside again!
Anyway, my new follower is God! Take that you crazy atheists! Welcome, God! It's good to have you here. Until now, (or whenever you started following) this blog had only one follower, me! It's good to have company!